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Archive for the ‘funny stuff’ Category
need me to hold your drink?
February 8th, 2010
conversation with @moethecat #234
November 29th, 2009
*meow*… *MEOW*.. *MEOW!!*
what moe? what do you need? what can i possibly do for you? you’ve got food. you’ve got water. you don’t have a lot of needs here! it’s not like you can be asking for the keys to the car.. you don’t even have your license!
*moe walks away*
best quote of the day…
May 10th, 2008
some people don’t have maps…
August 28th, 2007
i’ve got nothin’
May 7th, 2007
so here’s some funny pictures to brighten up your monday 
(from icanhascheesburger.com)
(from somewhere… found on myspace)
:-)
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity
April 17th, 2007
i got this from a co-worker. i have seen it before.. you may have too.. but it’s funny enough to read again
20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. at lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see If they slow down.
2. page yourself over the intercom. don’t disguise your voice.
3. every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. put your garbage can on your desk and label it “In.”
5. put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. in the memo field of all your checks, write “For smuggling diamonds.”
7. finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”
8. don t use any punctuation
9. as often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”
12. sing along at the opera
13. go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme
14. put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
16. have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, “Rock Bottom”.
17. when the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I Won!, I Won!”
18. when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”
19. tell your children over dinner. “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
20. and … the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity: pass this on. make someone smile
photo hunters: clean
April 6th, 2007
for this week’s photo hunters pic.. i’m posting a funny pic. this is michele cleaning her couch. she swears that using the FULL vacuum works better than using the attachments… i just think she’s crazy.
